Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I touched a dick in church today
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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