Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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