Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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