So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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