i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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