just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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