Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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