Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
