dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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