i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
only if we run a train.
done.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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