They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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