Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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