Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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