have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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