Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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