i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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