Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
