Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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