Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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