i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
there is glitter all over my balls
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