Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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