is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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