Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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