fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
