I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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