I don't think brook has ever known best
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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