we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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