You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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