it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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