Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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