I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
