No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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