Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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