i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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