doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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