I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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