I hate your face
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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