I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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