You really coming over, don't trick.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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