i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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