Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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