like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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