what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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