That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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