I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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