I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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