There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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