who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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