Already got asked if we're dating
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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