S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
3pm strippers are depressing
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Randomize
