So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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